Конец света? Я с вами! // "В защиту загрязнения атмосферы можно сказать одно: восход солнца становится поистине восхитителен." © Good Omens // 'because i wanted to' is a good reason to do anything!
“Who are you?”
“We are four horsemen of Apocalypse: ‘Pestilence’, ‘War’, 'Famine’ and 'Death’.”
“And who are with you?”
“This are our trainees: 'monday’ and 'good morning’.”
This is my favorite joke.