Конец света? Я с вами! // "В защиту загрязнения атмосферы можно сказать одно: восход солнца становится поистине восхитителен." © Good Omens // 'because i wanted to' is a good reason to do anything!
Okay, here’s how I heard it.
Years ago, when Edgar was a world-renowned painter, he was commissioned by Dingo to immortalize him in black velvet.
But while he was sitting for the portrait, Dingo met Edgar’s beautiful wife. Who was none other than the top flamenco dancer Lampita Pasionado!
He seduced the dancer, and the two ran off together, leaving Edgar with the unfinished painting…
…and a broken heart.
Since then, Edgar thinks of nothing but the treacherous pair…
…and since then our streets have been ruled by…
…El Odio!