Aries: You took more candy. How disgusting..

Taurus: geeettttttt dunked on!!!

Gemini: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

Cancer: SANS! STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!

Leo: (The dog absorbs the artifact.) (The artifact is gone.)

Libra: OH MY GOD! ANIME IS REAL, RIGHT!?

Virgo: after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage... its a family tradition...

Scorpio: I don't need friends!!! ... I'VE GOT KNIVES!!! /throws a knife/ I'm... out of knives.

Sagittarius: There's a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton-shaped heart.

Capricorn: OH...NO... YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS.

Aquarius: WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?

Pisces: cute pic of me right now *It's a trashcan covered in sparkly pink filters*

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