laharlgirl:
“You’re like molasses going uphill in January … with crutches!”
“They told me this was a summer camp…“
“Dang, my bowels move more than you do, _____!”
“I told you not to follow! Now you must DIE!“
“Shame on you, ungrateful cow.”
“I scream, you scream, we all scream, we all scream…~”
“Why did you punch that _____?”
“How can I say this and still sound cool…uh…‘sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?‘”
“S/he’s impervious to bullets! And love…“
“You’re so lucky, you get to go home soon…”
“Okay, everybody who’s still in my army, raise your hands…unless you’re dead.“
“(gasp) …I don’t care!”
“THAT’S A BAD PLACE FOR BUNNIES!“
“Is this the part where I get another lecture?“
“Okay, what the hell was that? I’m seeing some crazy stuff in here, _____. This can’t be right.”
“And now I’m hearing things. Great.“
“Hey, if I shoved this cake in your face right now, you wouldn’t be able to do anything as revenge!”
“Just jump, sissy!“
“Hurl my innocent bones into the cruel machine of war. I’m ready!“
“This won’t hurt at all. Unless something really very bad happens.“
“Hi _____, look at me! I’m tangled in a web of deception!”
“Gah! Not another tracking device!”
“Don’t worry, this will only hurt until YOUR BRAINS COME FLYING OUT!”
“It was just a recording. It helps me relax.”
“See ya in hell, squirrels!”
“There’s something in the fridge that might help you see the world like I do.“
“When are you just gonna shut up and kiss me?!”
“I am on fire. I am uncomfortable.”
“Now ______, remember only to use your power of _____ only when it’s very, very important… or really, really entertaining.“
“Oh my God. Why am I holding a gun?!“
“How can you hate me for being ______, if you’re ______ too?”
“How embarrassing. I can’t believe I was hung up so long over these losers!“
“Punch your way out, ______!”
“I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.“
“It’s got little teeth marks in it!”
“Okay, I have to think…do this watering can and I have a history?”
“_____, PUT THAT THING AWAY OR ELSE I’LL SHOVE IT IN YOUR EYE SOCKET AND SEW IT TO YOUR BRAIN!”
“I hope I haven’t killed again.”