but imagine characters of Good Omens at Satan’s great Spring Ball, as in Bulgakov’s The Master and Margarita
Famine and War silently discussing everyone’s appearances during slow dances (“Damn, Lilith shouldn’t have worn such colours” - “Yes, and also she got fat” - “Oh come on, who isn’t fat in your opinion?” - “Well, I’m not”)
Pollution constantly spilling his drinks on everyone
Death not attending because he has no free time
Crowley leaving earlier because spending time on Earth with Aziraphale is much more fun