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Okay, here’s how I heard it.
Years ago, when Edgar was a world-renowned painter, he was commissioned by Dingo to immortalize him in black velvet.
But while he was sitting for the portrait, Dingo met Edgar’s beautiful wife. Who was none other than the top flamenco dancer Lampita Pasionado!
He seduced the dancer, and the two ran off together, leaving Edgar with the unfinished painting…
…and a broken heart.
Since then, Edgar thinks of nothing but the treacherous pair…
…and since then our streets have been ruled by…
…El Odio!
"Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer."
- Terry Pratchett (via quoteallthethings)
imagineyouricon:Imagine your icon calling at your doorstep, and when you open the door, you see...
Imagine your icon calling at your doorstep, and when you open the door, you see your icon saying to you “Hello, I just want to give the thanks to you”.
*плачет*
Omg somehow this spider manages to be really fucking adorable and the end of this video is the funniest thing I will see all week.
Nailed it.
Someone did a voiceover and it is literally the cutest thing.