Found this beautiful giant house spider in my daughters bedroom, I adore these guys <3
AS: aw cute! looks very healthy 
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there is an untold amount of spiders in my house
would you mind identifying another for me?
AS: thats a Wolf spider! the one pictured looks male, nice picture!
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but imagine characters of Good Omens at Satan’s great Spring Ball, as in Bulgakov’s The Master and Margarita
Famine and War silently discussing everyone’s appearances during slow dances (“Damn, Lilith shouldn’t have worn such colours” - “Yes, and also she got fat” - “Oh come on, who isn’t fat in your opinion?” - “Well, I’m not”)
Pollution constantly spilling his drinks on everyone
Death not attending because he has no free time
Crowley leaving earlier because spending time on Earth with Aziraphale is much more fun
(some gifs aren
more scribbly figuring out headcanons for good omens characters. i just slapped the colors down under the sketch to have them present, you know, but i’d really like to cg this properly sometime
